Things you're least likely to see in the Reds coverage in the morning:

Casey: “…”
Reds First Baseman Struck Dumb

A Dose Of Reality. And Brigitte.
Fear Factor Falls Through, Standridge To Appear On The Surreal Life

Reds, Nationals Brawl
Lopez Tackles Larkin, Says Larkin Abandoned Him

Ortiz Searches For Winning Record, Finds Futility
Reds Starter Holds Nats to Two Runs; Gets Loss

Um, yeah.