April 24, 2006

Hell, I’ve Got Some Time

I thought the Realtor® was coming over tonight to check out the house, but she called in sick so I've got an evening to sit on my ass and blog about the game as it happens. Never done this before (at least not w/o Bellyscratcher), so it could be a real disaster.

Half an inning in, the Reds have scored three. Hopefully EZ doesn't give 'em up so easy.

93 comments to “Hell, I’ve Got Some Time”

  1. Red Hot Mama says:

    Oh yes. After a nice tooth brushing, the tot chased me around his bedroom and then we read one Dora book and two Maisy books. He’s not happy that he has to go to bed when the sun is still up, but he’s plenty tired when the time comes.

  2. Red Hot Mama says:

    Woo, Ramirez is going inside on some of these fellas. I could get to like that.

  3. Red Hot Mama says:

    That’s two swinging strike-outs in the bottom of the seventh for EZ: Clayton and Schneider. Now we’re seeing the pinch hitter for Hernandez, Marlon Anderson.

  4. Red Hot Mama says:

    And a fly out to Ryan Freel in center field. Three up, three down for the young lizard. After seven, the Reds lead 4-2.

  5. KC2HMZ says:

    That’s the trick, make sure you tire them out instead of the other way around. 🙂

    Baseball Reference confirms that Elizardo Ramirez had a grand total of zero career base hits coming into tonight, so the single in the seventh was indeed his first major league hit.

    He’s also still looking for his first major league win. Interesting that he should get his first hit before his first win, being a pitcher and all.

  6. Red Hot Mama says:

    True, but he’s also a Reds’ pitcher. See: Milton, Arroyo

  7. KC2HMZ says:

    That’ll do it for Hernandez, Eischen relieves to start the eighth.

    Hernandez goes seven innings, allowing eight hits, four runs, one walk, three strikeouts, and threw 91 pitches, 61 of them for strikes.

    Eischen’s ERA so far this season: 14.21

  8. Red Hot Mama says:

    Hey! There’s one of Dunn’s outcomes!

    After that swinging K, Kearns flied out. Gosh, there have been a lot of fly-outs by the Reds tonight.

    Damn, spoke too soon. Hatteberg grounded out to first. Middle of eight, Reds up 4-2.

  9. KC2HMZ says:

    Harang too, he had the only RBI in the game against carpenter.

  10. Joel says:

    Do you bring the Lizard out for the 8th?

  11. Joel says:

    I guess Narron does.

  12. Red Hot Mama says:

    And apparently he regrets it right away. The lizard is out one batter later.

    At least he isn’t hanging him out to dry.

  13. KC2HMZ says:

    That brings Eischen’s ERA down to 13.50

    I looked at the wrong line on Hernandez, he threw 118 pitches, 66 strikes. The numbers above were Ramirez’s through seven.

  14. KC2HMZ says:

    And it’ll be Brian “Radio” Shackelford for the Reds.

  15. Red Hot Mama says:

    So long as he doesn’t make us get out the “Ram” Shackelford nickname. That fly of Vidro’s to DEEEEEEP left field was pretty scary.

  16. KC2HMZ says:

    Howdy, Joel. Yeah, I think after 91 pitches by Ramirez, I probably would have brought in Shack to start the eighth.

  17. KC2HMZ says:

    LOL, Anything hit to left field against the Reds is scary.

  18. Red Hot Mama says:

    Yep, that’s “Ram” Shackelford. Ouch.

    I love that the RFK crowd is booing him, as if he purposely hit the guy. Why would he do that? Reds pitchers don’t even hit batters when it’s appropriate!

    But at least Coffey is sprinting his way onto the field now.

  19. KC2HMZ says:

    Heh…what did we say about Reds pitchers coming inside on guys? Shack comes WAY inside on Big Johnson. First and second with one out for Guillen.

  20. KC2HMZ says:

    Yep, it’s about time for some Coffey. 🙂

  21. Red Hot Mama says:

    OK, bottom of the eighth and the Nats got runners on first and third with two outs. Can Coffey do something with Zimmerman to keep this from getting out of hand?

  22. Red Hot Mama says:

    And the answer is yes! Fly out to right field. After eight, the Reds continue to lead it 4-2.

  23. KC2HMZ says:

    Would you rather pitch to Zimmerman or Church here?

  24. KC2HMZ says:

    Guess it doesn’t matter, he gets Zimmerman and gets out of the jam.

    That’s the Reds’ version of a Coffey break.

    >ducking and covering my head and bottom>

  25. KC2HMZ says:

    Jon Rauch? I don’t like this guy already.

  26. Red Hot Mama says:

    You ask that as if I know the Nats’ batters. We need to get Daedalus over here to talk about the Washington line-up.

    I like my coffey like I like my men…

    No, I’ll stop.

    Encarnación flies out and Phillips singles. 1 on, 1 out, and the LLM at the plate.

  27. Red Hot Mama says:

    Vidro has to move his hands faster than that if he want to get the stealing Phillips. Move a little quicker, and the player-of-the-week is out by a mile.

  28. KC2HMZ says:

    I hope they score like nine runs off this guy. I’m from Buffalo, and Jon Rauch was the name of the worst head coach in Buffalo Bills history. I know, that’s football…but I do not like the guy’s name, and I hope the Reds hand him his you-know-what. 🙂

  29. Red Hot Mama says:

    Javy flies out and Aurilia pinch hits for Coffey. Damn; I wouldn’t have minded a second cup.

    And Aurilia flies out. It’s up to David Weathers to hold this 4-2 lead through the bottom of the ninth.

  30. KC2HMZ says:

    Aw, too bad, he wiggled off the hook.

    The Reds take a 2-run lead into the bottom of the ninth. Can the bullpen shut the door?

  31. KC2HMZ says:

    Aurilia’s staying in to play third, removing Encarnacion’s scatter-arm from the defensive picture. Good move by Narron.

  32. Red Hot Mama says:

    NO NO NO!

    Weathers walks Church to lead off the bottom of the ninth on four pitches!

  33. Red Hot Mama says:

    Hey! Encarnación hasn’t had an error in, like, two games.

  34. KC2HMZ says:

    He had one tonight. Bad throw. I think you were wielding a toothbrush at the time. Or a storybook.

  35. Red Hot Mama says:

    Hey! Encarnacion hasnt had an error in, like, two innings.

    Lopez, though…yipes! Still, I’ll give him credit for getting the out at first after bobbling that grounder. Could have been much worse.

  36. KC2HMZ says:

    And this one belongs to the Reds!

  37. Red Hot Mama says:

    Well, there you go. After that scary lead-off walk, Weathers gets a strike out, a ground out, and a fly out to close out the game.

    Sorta makes you wonder if he was just screwing with them with that walk. He wouldn’t do that though, would he?

    Whatever. Reds win!

  38. KC2HMZ says:

    Cool, Ramirez gets his first major league win and his first major league hit in the same game, Weathers gets another save, the Reds get another win and go to 13-7.

    The Marlins are beating the Cubs, 3-0 in the eighth.

  39. Red Hot Mama says:

    13-7. Can you believe it?

  40. KC2HMZ says:

    Thanks, RHM, that was fun. Almost like IRC. Never did a blogcast before.

    I’m going to go see what else got posted while my attention was riveted here. TTYL!

    HMZ

  41. Red Hot Mama says:

    Hasta HMZ. Thanks for your help.

  42. KC2HMZ says:

    Yep, last year they were 12-7, then went on a losing streak and fell into the cellar. Hopefully this year will be a LOT different.

  43. KC2HMZ says:

    Hokay, as we hams say, 73