If not, all the more reason the Indians should hurry up and trade Grady Sizemore. He’s going to cost them more than $20 million before they are competitive again as it is.

They should trade him to the Nationals and give Grady’s Ladies a chance to head southwest, from Cleveland to another Ohio city.

One where the baseball team doesn’t play in a city that’s known as “The Mistake By The Lake.”

One where the baseball team doesn’t need for eight airplanes to crash in order to have an outside shot at a wild card berth in the postseason this year.

One where the baseball team has guys – like Rolen and Votto for example – who might actually go 4-for-4 with two dingers and six ribbies.

Yep, you’re feelin’ it – Grady’s Ladies should come to Cincinnati and change their name to…ah, well, never mind, let’s just say Joey Votto is still single as far as I know, and he plays for a much better team.

JK