Red Hot Mama » Fun Stuff http://www.red-hot-mama.com It sounds like porn, but it's all about baseball. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:35:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 2006-2007 1440 http://www.red-hot-mama.com/images/logo_rhm_rss.gif Red Hot Mama http://www.red-hot-mama.com 144 144 It sounds like porn, but it's all about baseball. The Red Hot Broadcast is the audio component to the humorous and upbeat blog devoted to the National League Central, red-hot-mama.com. Each week, the happenings with the teams are discussed. red hot mama, humor, comedy, sports, baseball, chicago cubs, cincinnati reds, houston astros, milwaukee brewers, pittsburgh pirates, st. louis cardinals Red Hot Mama Red Hot Mama no no Where’s Walt-o? http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2011/05/27/wheres-walt-o/ http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2011/05/27/wheres-walt-o/#comments Fri, 27 May 2011 13:41:13 +0000 Zeldink http://www.red-hot-mama.com/?p=5953
Find the missing Reds GM

Has it seemed like the Cincinnati Reds General Manager Walt Jocketty has been missing in action lately? The last two weeks have been brutal for the Reds, with players … [visit site to read more]

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If it were up to me, these would be the … [visit site to read more]

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Click the image to play the game.

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Even though they're dated, I'm posting the lost posters here. After all, I'm a Reds fan, and if there's one thing we Reds fans know how to do, it's bask in our previous glory.

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]]> http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2007/09/11/posters-for-the-unmotivated-the-anniversary/feed/ 2 Apply to Be the Reds’ Next Manager http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2007/07/31/apply-to-be-the-reds-next-manager/ http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2007/07/31/apply-to-be-the-reds-next-manager/#comments Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:34:45 +0000 Amanda http://www.red-hot-mama.com/wp/?p=78 The Cincinnati Reds organization is seeking a well-qualified individual for the position of team Manager. The responsibilities of this position include creating line-ups, managing personnel, and providing motivation for grown men who play a child's game for a living. The ideal candidate will be intelligent, organized, proficient with conversational English and Spanish, and incredibly lucky.

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We here at Red Hot Mama were lucky enough to intercept one of Wayne “Kriv-dawg” Krivsky's electronic Christmas cards.

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To vote for your favorite limerick, click the link in this entry or in the right sidebar. Click the button next to the limerick you want, and click submit. You must be logged in to vote.

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Will you be able to prove that you're the Reds' number one fan? Take the quiz to find out!

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