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		<title>Juan Francisco Batting</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/15/juan-francisco-batting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeldink</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a short video clip of Juan Francisco at the plate for the Cincinnati Reds. This is from the game where he hit 2 home runs against the Chicago Cubs.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a short video clip of <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/human-league/juan-francisco/">Juan Francisco</a> at the plate for the <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/nl-central/cincinnati-reds/">Cincinnati Reds</a>. This is from <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/14/st-game-8-reds-4-cubs-11/">the game where he hit 2 home runs</a> against the <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/nl-central/chicago-cubs/">Chicago Cubs</a>.<br />
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		<title>Goodyear Ball Park</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/14/goodyear-ball-park/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Spring Training]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On the last day of our trip we finally get to see Goodyear Ball Park where the Reds are based, along with the Indians. It&#8217;s the nicest park we&#8217;ve visited IMO. With no upper deck, it really captures the vast flat feel of AZ and there is lots of fun stuff for the kids to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the last day of our trip we finally get to see Goodyear Ball Park where the Reds are based, along with the Indians. It&#8217;s the nicest park we&#8217;ve visited IMO. With no upper deck, it really captures the vast flat feel of AZ and there is lots of <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/fun-stuff/">fun stuff</a> for the kids to do. Also, George Foster is here&#8230;he&#8217;s following us!</p>
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		<title>ST Game 8: Reds 4, Cubs 11</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/14/st-game-8-reds-4-cubs-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeldink</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chicago Cubs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Cincinnati Reds made their first trip ever to HoHoKam Stadium to face the Chicago Cubs Saturday. Although they brought plenty of duffel bags, the Reds encountered a shortage of strikes in the 2nd half of the game.
Things started well for the Reds, with Homer Bailey throwing 3 innings of 1 run ball. Bailey struck [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/nl-central/cincinnati-reds/">Cincinnati Reds</a> made their first trip ever to HoHoKam Stadium to face the <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/nl-central/chicago-cubs/">Chicago Cubs</a> Saturday. Although they brought plenty of duffel bags, the Reds encountered a shortage of strikes in the 2nd half of the game.</p>
<p>Things started well for the Reds, with <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/human-league/homer-bailey/">Homer Bailey</a> throwing 3 innings of 1 run ball. Bailey struck out 2 and walked none.</p>
<p>After <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/human-league/juan-francisco/">Juan Francisco</a> hit his 2nd home run of the game, a 2-run shot thanks to <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/human-league/brandon-phillips/">Brandon Phillips</a> clogging the bases, Bailey was in line to get the &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/14/st-game-8-reds-4-cubs-11/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hohokam Park</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/13/hohokam-park/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chicago Cubs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[First time in Hohokam Park&#8230;for us and the Reds. It&#8217;s definitely got the Wrigley Field vibe, including the relative oldness of the park.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First time in Hohokam Park&#8230;for us and the Reds. It&#8217;s definitely got the Wrigley Field vibe, including the relative oldness of the park.</p>
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		<title>Aroldis Chapman in Action</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/13/aroldis-chapman-in-action/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeldink</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aroldis Chapman is the Cuban defector that the Cincinnati Reds signed and no one else did.
Much has been written about him, as would be expected when you have a left-handed starter who routinely touches 100. The list of left-handers with that kind of speed pretty much starts and ends with Randy Johnson. There&#8217;s lots of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/human-league/aroldis-chapman/">Aroldis Chapman</a> is the Cuban defector that the <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/nl-central/cincinnati-reds/">Cincinnati Reds</a> <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/01/10/reds-actually-do-something-sign-cuban-lefty/">signed and no one else did</a>.</p>
<p>Much has been written about him, as would be expected when you have a left-handed starter who routinely touches 100. The list of left-handers with that kind of speed pretty much starts and ends with Randy Johnson. There&#8217;s lots of buzz, but the <a ... [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/13/aroldis-chapman-in-action/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ST Game 7: Reds 3, Dodgers 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeldink</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cincinnati Reds]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bronson Arroyo started for the Cincinnati Reds, but Aroldis Chapman again drew the attention.
People crowded underneath the stands behind home plate&#8211;yours truly included&#8211;to get an up-close look at one of those rarest of wonders: a left-hander with a 100 mile per hour fastball. Unfortunately, the bare-bones Dodgers spring training facility had no pitch-speed on the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/human-league/bronson-arroyo/">Bronson Arroyo</a> started for the <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/nl-central/cincinnati-reds/">Cincinnati Reds</a>, but <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/human-league/aroldis-chapman/">Aroldis Chapman</a> again drew the attention.</p>
<p>People crowded underneath the stands behind home plate&#8211;yours truly included&#8211;to get an up-close look at one of those rarest of wonders: a left-hander with a 100 mile per hour fastball. Unfortunately, the bare-bones Dodgers <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/spring-training/">spring training</a> facility had no pitch-speed on the scoreboard, and I had left my radar gun unpurchased at the store. So I could only guess as to the speed of Chapman&#8217;s pitches. &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/13/st-game-7-reds-3-dodgers-2/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dodgers vs Reds</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/12/dodgers-vs-reds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just arrived at Camelback ranch where the Dodgers will be hosting the Reds in a few minutes. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just arrived at Camelback ranch where the Dodgers will be hosting the Reds in a few minutes. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/p_1600_1200_3FDA6218-C56A-4125-9C0E-7CB891516115.jpeg"><img src="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/p_1600_1200_3FDA6218-C56A-4125-9C0E-7CB891516115.jpeg" alt="" class="alignnone size-full" ... [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/12/dodgers-vs-reds/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Time for Some Spring Training Baseball</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/12/time-for-some-spring-training-baseball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeldink</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cincinnati Reds]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Red Hot Mama crew woke up at 3:30am after a very relaxing 4 hours of sleep to head to the airport and catch a flight to Phoenix, Arizona.
Now, we&#8217;re sitting in our hotel room, thanks to being able to check in super-early, &#8230; [visit site to read more]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/20100318-aroldis_chapman-smile.jpg" alt="The smile of the next Reds&#039; savior." title="The smile of the next Reds&#039; savior." width="250" height="255" class="float_right size-full wp-image-3549" />The Red Hot Mama crew woke up at 3:30am after a very relaxing 4 hours of sleep to head to the airport and catch a flight to Phoenix, Arizona.</p>
<p>Now, we&#8217;re sitting in our hotel room, thanks to being able to check in super-early, &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/12/time-for-some-spring-training-baseball/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ST Game 2: Reds 2, Indians 4</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/07/st-game-2-reds-2-indians-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Game Wrap]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Game two of the 2010 spring training season saw the Reds losing by somewhat less of a margin to the same team they lost to the day before. So I guess that&#8217;s a step in the right direction.
Though these first couple games haven&#8217;t exactly been what Redsland would &#8230; [visit site to read more]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="Jay Bruce via AP via Yahoo! Sports" src="http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100306/capt.54103f8e24884fa99b4a7950e8420727.reds_indians_spring_baseball_azmd112.jpg" title="Jay Bruce via AP via Yahoo! Sports" align="left" width="200" />Game two of the 2010 <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/spring-training/">spring training</a> season saw the Reds losing by somewhat less of a margin to the same team they lost to the day before. So I guess that&#8217;s a step in the right direction.</p>
<p>Though these first couple games haven&#8217;t exactly been what Redsland would &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/07/st-game-2-reds-2-indians-4/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ST Game 1: Indians 9, Reds 2</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/07/st-game-1-indians-9-reds-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Reds kicked off the spring training season on Friday, and boy did it ever feel good to listen to some baseball on the radio on the drive home after work. 
The game itself didn&#8217;t feel so great for the Reds, though, who gave up some big-time runs &#8230; [visit site to read more]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Reds kicked off the <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/spring-training/">spring training</a> season on Friday, and boy did it ever feel good to listen to some baseball on the radio on the drive home after work. </p>
<p><img alt="Orlando Cabrera via AP via Yahoo! sports" src="http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100306/capt.37695b1005a64e7db2220c03cc5b58dd.reds_indians_spring_baseball_azmd101.jpg" title="Orlando Cabrera via AP via Yahoo! sports" width="200" align="right" />The game itself didn&#8217;t feel so great for the Reds, though, who gave up some big-time runs &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/07/st-game-1-indians-9-reds-2/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Harang to Pitch on Opening Day</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/03/harang-to-pitch-on-opening-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Reds have announced today that Aaron Harang will, indeed, be the guy to take the mound on Opening Day. To secure this position, Harang beat out such shining stars as:

Johnny Cueto, now entering his second full year in the &#8230; [visit site to read more]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="Aaron Harang. The best of the best." src="http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100301/capt.23002051acf54ef3a3fd7b6e4b9831f5.reds_spring_baseball_azmd103.jpg" title="Aaron Harang: the best of the best" align="right" width="268" height="410" />The Reds have announced today that <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/human-league/aaron-harang/">Aaron Harang</a> will, indeed, be the guy to take the mound on Opening Day. To secure this position, Harang beat out such shining stars as:</p>
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<li>Johnny Cueto, now entering his second full year in the &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/03/harang-to-pitch-on-opening-day/">visit site to read more</a>]<br />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pretend &#8216;77 Reds Lose Opener</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/01/pretend-77-reds-lose-opener/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Opening Day and the 1977 pretend Reds were hosting the always pretend Expos. Though Seaver took the mound, the Expos pulled off a minor miracle with the 5-3 win:
EXPOS 5-11-0, at REDS 3-8-2 (10 innings)
Runner-up for Game of the Day. Rogers and &#8230; [visit site to read more]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="Tom Seaver would never lose to the Expos" src="http://cardboardgods.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/2008_1211_0001_tom_seaver_78_1080.jpg" title="Tom Seaver would never lose to the Expos" align="right" width="200" />Opening Day and the 1977 pretend Reds were hosting the always pretend Expos. Though Seaver took the mound, the Expos pulled off a minor miracle with the 5-3 win:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>EXPOS 5-11-0, at REDS 3-8-2 (10 innings)</strong><br />
Runner-up for Game of the Day. Rogers and &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/03/01/pretend-77-reds-lose-opener/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Honorary Bat Girl To Recognize Breast Cancer Fighters</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/27/honorary-bat-girl-to-recognize-breast-cancer-fighters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:55:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Major League Baseball® (MLB) and Susan G. Komen for the Cure®, the world’s largest breast cancer organization, today launched the 2010 Honorary Bat Girl Contest, a campaign developed to recognize MLB fans who are Going to Bat Against Breast Cancer in their daily lives. 
Men and women 18 and older can go online at ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mlb_breast_cancer.jpg" alt="mlb_breast_cancer" title="mlb_breast_cancer" width="100" align="right" />Major League Baseball® (MLB) and Susan G. Komen for the Cure®, the world’s largest breast cancer organization, today launched the 2010 Honorary Bat Girl Contest, a campaign developed to recognize MLB fans who are Going to Bat Against Breast Cancer in their daily lives. </p>
<p>Men and women 18 and older can go online at <a ... [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/27/honorary-bat-girl-to-recognize-breast-cancer-fighters/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Aaron Miles has balls</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/25/aaron-miles-has-balls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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Aaron Miles carries the booty the Reds received for Willy Taveras. If the season gets boring, he&#8217;ll show off his juggling &#8230; [visit site to read more]]]></description>
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Aaron Miles carries the booty the Reds received for <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/human-league/willy-taveras/">Willy Taveras</a>. If the season gets boring, he&#8217;ll show off his juggling &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/25/aaron-miles-has-balls/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Gomes and His Celebratory Mohawk</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/23/gomes-and-his-celebratory-mohawk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 03:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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Jonny Gomes drops some of the $800,000 (with a $1.75 million club option for 2011 and hundreds of thousands in potential performance bonuses both years) from his newly signed major league contract on the hairstyle most closely associated with class and sophistication. (Deets via HMZ; &#8230; [visit site to read more]]]></description>
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Jonny Gomes drops some of the $800,000 (with a $1.75 million club option for 2011 and hundreds of thousands in potential performance bonuses both years) from his newly signed major league contract on the hairstyle most closely associated with class and sophistication. (Deets via HMZ; &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/23/gomes-and-his-celebratory-mohawk/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Walt Jocketty at Spring Training</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/21/walt-jocketty-at-spring-training/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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His face says it all: &#8220;That bastard gave me non-fat &#8230; [visit site to read more]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/cin/photos#photoViewer=urn%3Anewsml%3Asports.yahoo%2Cap%3A20050301%3Amlb%2Cphoto%2C8faa27afa5f947308841ae9c1d8ecc7c.reds_spring_baseball_azmd111%3A1"><img src="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jocketty_scowl.jpg" alt="Reds Spring Baseball" title="Reds Spring Baseball" width="409" height="301"  /></a><br />
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His face says it all: &#8220;That bastard gave me non-fat &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/21/walt-jocketty-at-spring-training/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>For My Next Trick</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/19/for-my-next-trick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeldink</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The real trick will be fitting the team back into the &#8230; [visit site to read more]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img src="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/for_my_next_trick.jpg" alt="Height is definitely going to be an issue with this year&#039;s team" title="Height is definitely going to be an issue with this year&#039;s team" width="409" height="289" class="size-full wp-image-3517" /><br />The real trick will be fitting the team back <em>into</em> the &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/19/for-my-next-trick/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pitcher and Catcher Report</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/18/pitcher-and-catcher-report/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At long last, the day has finally arrived when pitchers and catcher report to the Reds&#8217; new spring training facility in Goodyear, AZ. Reds.com has a story about the place today, and that story features quotes from every single person in the complex detailing how they&#8217;ve gotten lost driving to, driving out of, or walking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At long last, the day has finally arrived when pitchers and catcher report to the Reds&#8217; new <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/spring-training/">spring training</a> facility in Goodyear, AZ. <a href="http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100217&#038;content_id=8086574&#038;vkey=news_cin&#038;fext=.jsp&#038;c_id=cin">Reds.com has a story</a> about the place today, and that story features quotes from every single person in the complex detailing how they&#8217;ve gotten lost driving to, driving out of, or walking around the new place. </p>
<p>Ironic, since the Reds &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/18/pitcher-and-catcher-report/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Incredibly, Taveras Signs</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/16/incredibly-taveras-signs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the Washington Nationals have contributed nothing else to this game, they&#8217;ve given even the crappiest former-Reds (and some good ones, too) the opportunity to stay on the field far longer than they would have otherwise.
The latest case-in-point, Willy Taveras. The deal must &#8230; [visit site to read more]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="Would you give this guy 400k?" src="http://images.forbes.com/media/2009/03/23/07_Willy-Taveras.jpg" title="Willy Taveras has signed with the Nationals organization" align="right" width="280" height="340" />If the Washington Nationals have contributed nothing else to this game, they&#8217;ve given even the crappiest former-Reds (and some good ones, too) the opportunity to stay on the field far longer than they would have otherwise.</p>
<p>The latest case-in-point, <a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/category/human-league/willy-taveras/">Willy Taveras</a>. The deal must &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/16/incredibly-taveras-signs/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Today is the Day to Register for OD Tix</title>
		<link>http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/12/today-is-the-day-to-register-for-od-tix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OPENING DAY TICKETS OPPORTUNITY ON REDS.COM
Now through noon on Friday, Feb 12th fans can register at www.reds.com/openingday for the chance to purchase up to 4 individual Opening Day tickets.
There are a limited number of tickets available through this opportunity.
Applicants must complete and submit the registration form online on www.reds.com/openingday to participate.
Winners will be &#8230; [visit [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OPENING DAY TICKETS OPPORTUNITY ON REDS.COM</p>
<p>Now through noon on Friday, Feb 12th fans can register at <a href="http://www.reds.com/openingday">www.reds.com/openingday</a> for the chance to purchase up to 4 individual Opening Day tickets.</p>
<p>There are a limited number of tickets available through this opportunity.</p>
<p>Applicants must complete and submit the registration form online on <a href="http://www.reds.com/openingday">www.reds.com/openingday</a> to participate.</p>
<p>Winners will be &#8230; [<a href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2010/02/12/today-is-the-day-to-register-for-od-tix/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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