November 19, 2006
Red Hot Mama’s Super Fun Activity Book For Kids
By
Amanda
Posted at 2:15 am
It's time once again to unveil the Red Hot Mama year-end book, and again it's just in time for your stocking stuffing needs. And I say that phrase entirely without double entendre because this year's book is free from provocative cover art, dirty words, and rehashed material. This year I'm pleased to present
Will there be copies available at RedsFest?
Will the author make herself available for an autograph session?
I would love to make those things happen, but 1) I don’t think I can get copies from Lulu in time, and 2) I’m going to be a fan at RedsFest, not one of the features.
All that notwithstanding, if anyone can pick me out of the crowd, I’ll have a few copies of Funnyball and a big ol’ bunch of matchbooks. I shouldn’t be too hard to pick out: I’ll be the one shoving the digital recorder in player’s faces asking if they’re wearing the Nutty Buddy.
But RHM, you’ll be one of the features just by being there!
Oops, forgot, this isn’t the official hit-on-RHM thread. Never mind.
I’d offer to do a Super Fun Activity Book For Adults to go along with this, but given the name of the website and some of the other content (such as the Dick Pole material and the Nutty Buddy stuff), I’m afraid that this might result in an unfavorable rating from parental control software applications.
So instead, I’ll have to hope I win the Pole Poll, and with it, a copy of Funnyball, so at least I’ll only be one year behind on owning the latest RHM year-end book, instead of two years behind.
Aw, go on. *batting eyelashes*
The matchbooks have been successfully distibuted in Greater Cincy.
I can vouch for the new book. It’s outstanding.
Word is Freel was wearing his thug life Nutty Butty, fyi.
Thanks for handing out the matchbooks, OBC. You’ve got a skill for product distribution like no one I’ve ever seen. Maybe you should give up the office job and think about going into Amway.
Amway? A pyramid scheme? I got roped into listening to that presentation once by my first boss out of college. Blech. The funniest line of the evening was: “Forget about all your friends you have now, you’re going to leave them all behind and have much more successful friends in one year”.
Amway, baby, Amway.
The Crack Technical Staff and I were subjected to it in Atlanta, and we couldn’t escape because we were visiting CTS’s brother at the time. Yes, he actually let his Amway friend come harass his brother and sister-in-law when they were visiting from three states away.
My favorite line: “This program is supported by companies like Coca-Cola and Goodyear. Do you think those companies would support a program that wasn’t on the up-and-up?”
Me and CTS, in unison: “Yes.”