June 1, 2009
All Star Balloting Leaders
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Amanda
Posted at 7:01 pm
Albert Pujols can kiss my ass. Screw Chase Utley too.
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I think you’re being WAY too nice to both of them, RHM…especially Pujols! 🙂
Miguel Tejada is #5 in the voting among shortstops? Yup, I think it’s definitely time to go buy stock in LensCrafters. As of right now, the Astros have the third worst Defensive Efficiency Rating (DER) in the NL, and Tejada is part of the reason why – he’s got more errors than any other shortstop in the league.
Way I see it, Pujols may as well be kissing *someone’s* ass, given how much everyone else kisses his.
LOL. Well, okay, I’ll buy that, but…Pujols kissing the Red Hot Bottom? How does he rate such munificent rewards?
Besides, it would be blatantly unfair to Jon. And I’d rather see Pujols smooching Hillary Clinton’s ass. It would make for a much better story.