Which Jersey Should You Wear?

Find out which Reds' jersey is right for you.

Answer the following questions and click "Submit."

  1. Your grandmother got you a bright red blazer for Christmas and insists that you wear it out to lunch with her at MCL Cafeteria. As you sit chatting about her bunions over a plate of liver and onions, a bratty 9-year old announces from across the room.


    The patrons of the restaurant turn to look at you, and as your face slowly turns the color of your jacket, the crowd starts to laugh. Your response is:

  2. Across a crowded room at a popular night club, you see an attractive member of the opposite sex. The sparks that fly when your eyes meet inspire you to go start up a conversation. How does it go?

  3. You and a rather competitive friend decide to kill an afternoon with a completely meaningless round of miniature golf. It starts out innocent enough, but soon your friend is talking some pretty serious trash about your putt putt game. What happens next?

  4. You are in the market for a new car. What are you looking for?

  5. You receive a small inheritance and decide to invest it. What's the company like?

  6. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

  7. What do you seek out in a hero?

  8. How important is it to earn what you have?

  9. Do you tend to idolize taller men?

  10. Do you tend to idolize accessible people?