When I heard the Red Hot Chili Peppers were hanging out with Bronson Arroyo, I expected a lot more homoeroticism.
The New York Mets finally got their first no-hitter in team history, and the St. Louis Cardinals were unlucky enough to be the opposing team.
The city’s newspaper covered it with the grace and style you would expect from the city of the self-proclaimed “Best fans in baseball.” Just kidding. They whined and added an asterisk to the headline for Johan Santana’s historic achievement.
There, isn’t that much better?