Blog Archives

March 1, 2013

Hensley has strong competition for a bullpen spot

And when it's twelve o'clock, we climb the stairs. We never knock 'cause nobody's there. Just me and my shadow. All alone and feeling blue.

Clay Hensley shows off his soft-cloth tossing lefty skills.

February 22, 2013

Latos finds his base

It's rude to point.

The base had no desire to pull Mat Latos’ finger.

February 18, 2013

Chapman seeks government grant for his silly walk

It puts Arroyo's leg kick to shame.

It’s not particularly silly, is it?

June 5, 2012

Bronson Arroyo and Red Hot Chili Peppers


When I heard the Red Hot Chili Peppers were hanging out with Bronson Arroyo, I expected a lot more homoeroticism.

June 3, 2012

St. Louis Whiny Birds strike again

The New York Mets finally got their first no-hitter in team history, and the St. Louis Cardinals were unlucky enough to be the opposing team.

The city’s newspaper covered it with the grace and style you would expect from the city of the self-proclaimed “Best fans in baseball.” Just kidding. They whined and added an asterisk to the headline for Johan Santana’s historic achievement.

Considering the Cardinals history of whining–in Reds’ games and in games against others–makes me think this headline needs a little modification.

There, isn’t that much better?