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September 3, 2014

Tag! You’re it!

By
Zeldink
Posted at 3:26 pm

At least the umpire didn't miss a good game.

Billy Hamilton improves his future chances for being safe at first by taking out the umpire.

Posted in Cincinnati Reds, Pretend Captions.
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August 7, 2014

The “No, Really, It’s Not Racist” Sandwich

By
Zeldink
Posted at 7:20 pm

At least they didn't call it a Cleveland Steamer.

Don’t miss the Smokehouse’s signature food item for the Cleveland Indians series. It’s food so good, you can eat it!

Posted in Pretend Captions.
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March 1, 2013

Hensley has strong competition for a bullpen spot

By
Zeldink
Posted at 10:43 am

And when it's twelve o'clock, we climb the stairs. We never knock 'cause nobody's there. Just me and my shadow. All alone and feeling blue.

Clay Hensley shows off his soft-cloth tossing lefty skills.

Posted in Cincinnati Reds, NL Central, Pretend Captions, Spring Training.
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February 22, 2013

Latos finds his base

By
Zeldink
Posted at 10:45 am

It's rude to point.

The base had no desire to pull Mat Latos’ finger.

Posted in Cincinnati Reds, NL Central, Pretend Captions, Spring Training.
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February 18, 2013

Chapman seeks government grant for his silly walk

By
Zeldink
Posted at 8:47 am

It puts Arroyo's leg kick to shame.

It’s not particularly silly, is it?

Posted in Cincinnati Reds, NL Central, Pretend Captions, Spring Training.
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