UPDATED 9:22 p.m. to correctly distinguish between an official press release and a non-team-approved story.

According to an official press release on Reds.com, General Manager Wayne Krivsky has traded with the Minnesota Twins to acquire Juan Castro for minor league outfielder Brandon Roberts.

That's right, Juan Castro. The damn-near 34-year old that you remember from the early aughts. The middle infielder “defensive specialist” who can't get on base. The “veteran prescence.” The “Womack Jr.”

Mark Sheldon, MLB writer for Reds.com says in his related story: “One potential red flag is his inability to get on base consistently -- he has a .258 on-base percentage this season…”

So the question is, what are we seeing here? Is Krivsky getting sick of the errors and willing to trade everything Lopez offers for a consistent throw to first? Is he playing out his role as double-agent for the Twins? Or is he pulling off one of those doesn't-make-any-sense-until-it-works moves that he did so well a while back?

Guess we'll find out tomorrow. Paul Wilson has been moved to the 60-day DL to make room on the 40-man and a corresponding 25-man move (sending down Olmedo, I reckon, dammit) will be announced in time for Castro to take the field against the White Sox.

The clouds parted and a chorus of angels sang as Adam Dunn hit a three-run home run in the home eleventh to break a 0-0 tie with the Milwaukee Brewers and put an end to a five-game losing streak.

Elizardo Ramirez led the charge with an amazing eight innings of shutout baseball. He gave up five hits and one walk against 10 strike outs. Lately, it has taken near pitching perfection to give the Cincinnati club a chance at victory as the offense has failed time and time again to get runners on base. Thankfully, the Lizard was able to acheive near perfection.

Also thankfully, the bullpen did not allow any runs for a change. Todd Coffey took over in the ninth and tenth, giving up zero runs on one hit and one walk. Chris Hammond held the Brewers hitless in the eleventh for the win.

Not much to say about scoring. Dunn had all of the team's RBI with the 3-run dinger. Ryan Freel, Felipe Lopez, Ken Griffey, Jr., Rich Aurilia, and Scott Hatteberg also had hits. Hatteberg went 1-for-1 with three walks. Hattey's been hitting well, but I really don't know if he deserved that.

The win brings the Reds' record to 37-29. They take Thursday off before hosting a set of three with the White Sox. Brandon Claussen takes the mound against Freddy Garcia. May the angels be watching.

The Reds lost their fifth game in a row on Tuesday by a score of 6-4 at the hands of the Milwaukee Brewers.

Bronson Arroyo took the loss after allowing four runs (earned) on nine hits and two walks through seven innings. Esteban Yan gave up an earned run on a hit and two walks in the eighth. Kent Mercker gave up an unearned run on a hit and zero walks in the ninth.

Brandon Phillips had a strong night at the plate, going 2-for-3 with two walks. Unfortunately, no one ever hit him in. Three of the Reds' four runs came on solo shots: Rich Aurilia, Adam Dunn, and David Ross contributed one apiece. Scott Hatteberg brought in the team's only other run with a sacrifice fly in the third inning to plate Arroyo.

I think that there is a limit to the number of times that you can say this team needs to figure out how to get on base before the phrase starts to lose all meaning. So I won't say it again. You already know.

The loss brings the Reds' record to 36-29. They try to avoid the sweep this afternoon at 12:35 when Elizardo Ramirez takes the mound against Carlos Villanueva.

I know you're bumming because our boys haven't been showing up and have a four-game losing streak, but I guarantee that this video will make your day. It's a video for the Screaming Mimes song, Three Cheers Cincinnati.

If you like the song, you can buy the CD at the Reds Community Fund on-line shop.