December 22, 2005

And We’re Back

Well, almost: there are still a few kinks to work out. Thanks to my crack technical team, Red Hot Mama is now enjoying a new host, hopefully one that won't schedule “announced” “brief” down time that takes my site down unexpectedly for three days.

I hope to be catching up on all the excitement this afternoon (Chris Hammond, woo!). I still don't have access to my e-mail ([email protected], so if I haven't responded to your message, it's nothing personal. Probably.

6 comments to “And We’re Back”

  1. JinAZ says:

    Welcome back! I was afraid you had vanished without a trace, never be heard from again! And all because I hadn’t bought your book yet… -jinaz

  2. Red Hot Mama says:

    “Yet.” What a great word. 😀

    Thanks for caring, J. I wasn’t entirely sure anyone would notice I was gone, but I got, like, two whole people looking for me, asking what happened. It was touching.

    RHM going down was like my own mini version of [em]It’s a Wonderful Life[/em].

  3. JinAZ says:

    Well, I mentioned the book to my wife as an x-mas gift, but somehow the cover put her off…even after I pulled out my copy of Moneyball to show her the joke. 🙂 I’ll keep workin’ on her.. -j

  4. Red Hot Mama says:

    I knew that was a possible problem with that cover, but I had to be true to the artistic vision. I mean, if I went around making all my decisions so as to make other people’s wives happy, I’d only have one child.

    Kidding! If it will help at all, AJZ, you’re welcome to tell her that I’m fat and ugly.

  5. Joel says:

    Yeah, and you can just explain to her that “Fat Ugly Mama” isn’t a very good marketing tool if you are trying to draw porn surfing Reds fans to your site, hence the fake Red Hot Mama moniker.

  6. Red Hot Mama says:

    And “old”. Don’t forget “old”!

    “Fat Ugly Old Mama”. Oh boy, I’m about to get a whole new class of porn surfers…