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May 27,
2011

Where’s Walt-o?

By Zeldink

Find the missing Reds GM

Has it seemed like the Cincinnati Reds General Manager Walt Jocketty has been missing in action lately? The last two weeks have been brutal for the Reds, with players under-performing and others coming down with injuries. Homer Bailey, Sam LeCure, and Matt Maloney are all banged up, with Maloney being placed on the disabled list so someone who can pitch might be called up from the minors.

But that’s the extent of the moves. Nothing but shuffling in one not very good piece to replace another piece that’s not doing as well as it should. With one quarter of the season down, Jocketty might consider leaving the beach and start doing something. Soon.

Apr 04,
2011

Reds at bat music (if I were in charge)

By Amanda

A new season means new at-bat music for many of the player on the Cincinnati Reds (except Scott Rolen, who’s been walking up to that same Coldplay song since 2008). There’s a list of the songs each of the players requests here, but this is more a grab bag of songs I’ve mostly never heard of instead of the songs that actually come to my mind when the player comes to the plate.

If it were up to me, these would be the songs that would accompany *my* Cincinnati Reds as they took the stage.

Jay Bruce

Jared Burton

Miguel Cairo

Jonny Gomes

Sam LeCure

Brandon Phillips

Scott Rolen

Drew Stubbs

Joey Votto

Apr 05,
2010

Opening Day Fun: BeanBirds

By Amanda

The Reds are ready to take the field, but the Cards aren’t getting out of their way. Help Votto bean those Redbirds to clean up the field and get the game underway.

Click the image to play the game.

BeanBirds

Oct 29,
2009

Happy Halloween from the Monster Reds

By Amanda

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!
Jul 26,
2008

RHMXKCD

By Amanda

That and being the lame-ass who starts the wave.

May 06,
2008

Whack-a-Cub Revisited

By Amanda

Play Whack-a-CubThe Reds are playing the Cubs, and thanks to the Cubs being in a nasty slump, the series is tied 1-1. Seems like a fun time to get out the old Whack-a-Cub game and blow the dust off the Zambrano mallet. The Reds could have used this earlier tonight.

Play Whack a Cub


Mar 30,
2008

Opening Day Fun: Who Wants to Be an NLC Expert?

By Amanda

Who Wants to be an NLC Expert?Opening Day is here, and I know you don’t feel like concentrating on work. It’s time to get out the fun!

This awesome Who Wants to be a Millionaire-style quiz tests your knowledge of NLC teams: current trivia, history, and Red Hot Mama lore. Well, I think it’s awesome. Whether you do is about to be seen, I reckon. I bet you will. After all, it’s not work.

Thanks to the Crack Technical Staff for making this quiz work. Now go play!

Who Wants to Be an NLC Expert?

(Game modified from a Flash template provided at Flash Kit.)
Get the latest version of Flash here.

Sep 11,
2007

Posters for the Unmotivated: The Anniversary

By Amanda

A couple years ago, me and my good buddy Joel put together a demotivational poster for each of the teams in the majors. Since then, Joel's given up blogging in favor of a real life and the half of the posters that he hosted was lost to the caches of Google.

Even though they're dated, I'm posting the lost posters here. After all, I'm a Reds fan, and if there's one thing we Reds fans know how to do, it's bask in our previous glory.

As we said before, all photographs copyright of their respective owners. Their respective owners also get a great big thank you from Red Hot Mama for taking such lovely photos and making them available online. If you are the owner of one of these photographs, drop me a line and I will make sure you get proper attribution.

Don't see your team? It's probably here.

Boston Red Sox

Reds: Impact

Reds: Impact

Reds: Impact

Cleveland Indians

Reds: Impact

Colorado Rockies

Reds: Impact

Chicago White Sox

Reds: Impact

Florida Marlins

Reds: Impact

Reds: Impact

Kansas City Royals

Reds: Impact

Los Angeles Dodgers

Reds: Impact

New York Mets

Reds: Impact

Oakland Athletics

Reds: Impact

Texas Rangers

Reds: Impact

Toronto Blue Jays

Reds: Impact

Washington Nationals

Reds: Impact

Jul 31,
2007

Apply to Be the Reds’ Next Manager

By Amanda

The Cincinnati Reds organization is seeking a well-qualified individual for the position of team Manager. The responsibilities of this position include creating line-ups, managing personnel, and providing motivation for grown men who play a child's game for a living. The ideal candidate will be intelligent, organized, proficient with conversational English and Spanish, and incredibly lucky.

The Reds are an equal opportunity employer. To apply for this position, submit your application.

Apr 01,
2007

Whack a Cub

By Amanda

The Cubs have spent a zillion dollars this off-season, and armed with a multitude of overpaid free-agents, they're ready to go into Opening Day battle with our Reds. Now you can do your part to help knock the Cubs down. Whack Carlos Zambrano as many times as you can for a higher score! But don't hit the Reds--they've already got eight guys on the DL for crying out loud!

Whack a Cub

(Game modified from a Flash template provided at Flash Kit.)
Get the latest version of Flash here.

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