Today is finally the day. I'm sitting by the phone, waiting for the call to say that we can start taking our stuff to our new house. It's been a nerve-fraying wait, and I'm looking forward to being a more patient, funny, and prolific Red Hot Mama when the boxes are unpacked.

In the meantime, you probably already know about the Reds' latest news: that the Reds optioned Todd Coffey to AAA Louisville yesterday to make room for Gary Majewski. Useful!