I wanted to use an example of my own photo on the special Christmas mousepad, but since the photo you use has to be at least 700×700 and since I take all my photos with my iPhone, I had to go online looking for wallpaper to use instead.

But if you use a more standard digital camera, you probably have a high-res-enough photo to make your own mousepad, mug, or ornament. Buy enough of them, and maybe the Reds will build enough cash to sign a decent free agent.