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July 31, 2007

Apply to Be the Reds’ Next Manager

The Cincinnati Reds organization is seeking a well-qualified individual for the position of team Manager. The responsibilities of this position include creating line-ups, managing personnel, and providing motivation for grown men who play a child's game for a living. The ideal candidate will be intelligent, organized, proficient with conversational English and Spanish, and incredibly lucky.

The Reds are an equal opportunity employer. To apply for this position, submit your application.

April 1, 2007

Whack a Cub

The Cubs have spent a zillion dollars this off-season, and armed with a multitude of overpaid free-agents, they're ready to go into Opening Day battle with our Reds. Now you can do your part to help knock the Cubs down. Whack Carlos Zambrano as many times as you can for a higher score! But don't hit the Reds--they've already got eight guys on the DL for crying out loud!

Whack a Cub

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December 21, 2006

Merry Elfing Kriv-dawg

Wayne Krivsky's Christmas Card
We here at Red Hot Mama were lucky enough to intercept one of Wayne “Kriv-dawg” Krivsky's electronic Christmas cards.

Not really, of course, but definitely click. This will totally make your day.

November 16, 2006

Vote for Your Favorite Limerick

It took two nights of paying more attention to his development server than to his wife, but the Crack Technical Staff has managed to put together an impressive poll feature. And it's only fitting that we try it out with the Dick Pole Limerick Contest.

To vote for your favorite limerick, click the link in this entry or in the right sidebar. Click the button next to the limerick you want, and click submit. You must be logged in to vote.

Voting closes at 10 p.m. Monday, November 20, 2006.

May 8, 2006

Are You the Reds’ Number 1 Fan?

Are you a fair weather fan or a die-hard fanatic? With the Reds' hot start to the 2006 season, it seems like suddenly everyone is on the band-wagon. You can find out exactly what kind of Reds' fan just by answering these ten questions.

Will you be able to prove that you're the Reds' number one fan? Take the quiz to find out!

Are You the Reds' Number 1 Fan?