It has often been observed that the size of a man's penis is inversely proportional to the flashiness of his car. A guy who has a fast, expensive car is presumed not to have a lot going on downstairs. On the other hand, a fella who feels secure in his falic presence probably doesn't have such a showy vehicle.

On a seemingly unrelated topic, Sean Casey made $6.8 million playing for the Reds in 2004. Yet, according to ESPN The Magazine's article “Mighty Nice Casey,” published in 2004, Casey still drives around his 1995 Honda Accord.

A 1995 Honda Accord.

I'm just sayin'.