Are you new to Reds fandom and don't know which jersey to buy?
Are you one of those poor fellows who walks around in a nameless jersey, like some kind of anonymous loser?
Are you bored with the lack of Reds news and think that even stale, hackneyed jokes about your favorite players would be a worthwhile investment of 10 minutes?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you, my friend, are in luck. Today, thanks to the tireless effort of my crack technical staff, I am able to present to you the Reds Jersey Quiz.
This highly scientific quiz deeply analyzes your answers to ten questions about yourself and matches you up with your perfect jersey match. Before you invest $200 in a shirt with someone else's name on it, you owe it to yourself to make sure it's the right one. Take your quiz today.