10. They stayed up all night watching Golden Girls reruns.
9. Griffey's out, giving them a false sense of security.
8. Milton's in, giving them a false sense of security.
7. If they won today, what would be their motivation going into the Pittsburg series?
6. Adam Dunn hasn't had a home run in two days. He's due for a few.
5. Deep down, they want to lose. Otherwise they'll never get better.
4. They need a time out to kiss Aramis Ramirez' ouchie.
3. Encarnación has had a three-error game before. He's good at bouncing back.
2. Contrary to popular belief, mooses can't pitch.
1. The Cubs have a date with destiny. She asked them to meet her in the cellar.