April 19, 2006

Isn’t It Bad Enough His Palms Are Blue?

Those guys at ArmchairGM aren't loving the Gapper:

He's the Cincinnati Reds other mascot -- the one that doesn't look like Mr. Met.
Suggested method of death: Actually… maybe he and Billy Buffalo need to have a fuzzball death match.

I don't know why people gotta be hatin' the Gapper. His hair isn't any longer than Wilson's, and no one's calling for Paulie's demise. He's not any fatter than Hancock, who's pitching for the Cardinals these days. No, I think people need to just leave the Gapper alone.

That Rosie Red bitch, on the other hand, has got to go.

2 comments to “Isn’t It Bad Enough His Palms Are Blue?”

  1. Daedalus says:

    The other thing about that comment is that they are insinuating that Mr. Red looks like Mr. Met rather than the other way around. Sorry, Armchair folks, Mr. Red has been around for what, 100 years?

  2. Red Hot Mama says:

    It’s that damn ESPN-influenced costal bias!