September 4, 2007
The Yummy Yummy Dunn Stick
Have you ever wondered what Adam Dunn would look like in a blue jersey with an ice cream cone on the breast? Ever needed an excuse to make crude comments about his “drumstick”? Ever longed for the opportunity to buy a bunch of ice cream so save up your proofs of purchase for a miniature bat that doesn't even have his name on it?
If so, head to your local purveyor of frozen dairy confections, my friend, for a treat that will tantalize your taste buds, cool your lips, and trigger your anaphylaxis (if you're allergic to peanuts).