Daily Archives: September 4, 2007

September 4, 2007

The Yummy Yummy Dunn Stick

Somewhere, Carl Lindner is crying into his UDF shake
Have you ever wondered what Adam Dunn would look like in a blue jersey with an ice cream cone on the breast? Ever needed an excuse to make crude comments about his “drumstick”? Ever longed for the opportunity to buy a bunch of ice cream so save up your proofs of purchase for a miniature bat that doesn't even have his name on it?

If so, head to your local purveyor of frozen dairy confections, my friend, for a treat that will tantalize your taste buds, cool your lips, and trigger your anaphylaxis (if you're allergic to peanuts).