The Astros have named a new administrative type:
The Houston Astros announced today that the club has named Bobby Heck as the club’s director of amateur scouting.
Journalists in the greater Houston area are going to have to stretch to find reasons to make puns on the Astros’ new director of amateur scouting, but I bet they’ll try. Maybe he’ll make it easy by getting in trouble with the law or something. “To Heck in a Handbasket” is a phrase I expect we’ll be seeing in headlines in the coming months.