Today we continue recapping off-season stuff that you probably missed, or at least wouldn't mind seeing again. The off-season was a magical time of discovery for Red Hot Mama, after all.

We've already talked September/October and November/December. Let's hit January/February.

• Version 1 of the Georginator was unleashed on the world.
• Ryan Freel was arrested, again for getting a little rowdy at a sushi bar/pool hall. Yummy. The charges were later dropped.
• The Reds signed Aaron Harang, and my crack technical staff turned him into a goth to celebrate.
• I accidentally bestowed the nickname Heartthrob on Chris Denorfia at the Reds Caravan Stop in Indianapolis
• We just couldn't stop talking about Adam Dunn's hands.
• Remember Josh Hancock? He's with St. Louis now. He'd best not sit on Austin Kearns.
• We had so much fun with pretend captions that we just couldn't stop writing them!

Tomorrow, we finish up with March 2006. How time flies.