The Reds have had the MDX Reds Crew for a while now, but these cheerleaders are really just a dance troupe in stirrup socks. I'd like to seem them expand beyond their dance routines and actually lead some cheers, ideally cheers that are specific to particular players.

Here are some ideas to help get them started:

When Homer Bailey takes the mound
HBP, ball, balk,
They can't strike out if they take a walk,

Throw some strikes! Yay!

When Mike Stanton takes over
S-T-A-N-T-O-N is
causing Reds fans grief
S-T-A-N-T-O-N is
not how to spell “relief”

Consider retirement! Woo!

When Adam Dunn comes to the plate
Strike out, slow run, never climb the wall
We don't care
That sacs are rare
Because we dig your long ball!

Hit it hard!

For Brandon Phillips
Hey hey hey hey,

Stay awesome!

Directly to Wayne Krivsky in the stands
Kriv-dawg, Kriv-dawg
Deals need to be made
Kriv-dawg, Kriv-dawg
Just don't repeat The Trade!

Don't get screwed!