You know you've been too damn busy when you're only finding out about the enormous man who tried to take his stadium seat home with him via Deadspin:
Hosler, 20, was charged with vandalism and theft after police said he broke the seat â€“ Section 142, Row 3, Seat 4 â€“ and took it out of Great American Ball Park.
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Hosler, listed as 6-foot-8 inches tall in the police report, apparently broke the seat portion â€“ the part where fans sit â€“ of his chair and decided to take it home as a souvenir.
6-foot-8? That's an Aaron-Harang-sized-dude walking around with a chair in his shorts. If that ain't news, nothing is.