Holy crap, did Arroyo really get his first win last night? It’s like we slipped into an alternate dimension or something.
Wait, this is supposed to be smack talk about the Cardinals. Allow me to start over:
Holy crap, are the Cardinals really trying to pass of Chris Duncan as an outfielder? What would the ghost of Jim Edmonds say?
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