“Link-eh…linkeh”
“Lin-seh-come,” corrects the CTS.
“Who the hell is Tim Lincecum?” I say.
“Someone the Reds could have drafted.”
“Don’t you think it’s weird that the NL Cy Young winner is someone I’ve never even heard of?”

But by this time, he was already pulling up the list of draft picks. The Reds chose Drew Stubbs in 2006 when they could have had this year’s Cy Young winner. Thank you Wayne “Kriv-dawg” Krivsky. Not to say that Stubbs won’t still turn out to be the bomb or that the Reds were lacking for Cy Young-caliber pitching this year: hell, Edinson Volquez even got Rookie of the Year votes he wasn’t eligible for.