November 11, 2005

What Wearing His Number Says About You

When you select a player's jersey to wear, you are expressing your admiration for that player, but you're also saying something about yourself. Should you decide to don #44, you are part of such a large group that you could be saying any number of things about yourself, including:

  • You are a dude who likes to think that you're as much of a big, tough guy as Dunn.
  • You are a hot chick who picked your Dunn shirt out of the little kids section to get that super-tight fit that you like so well.
  • You are a little kid who likes the number 4.
  • You are a person who didn't know which jersey to pick, so you picked the one they had the most of, figuring that at least you'd fit in.

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