You know you've been too damn busy when you're only finding out about the enormous man who tried to take his stadium seat home with him via Deadspin:

Hosler, 20, was charged with vandalism and theft after police said he broke the seat – Section 142, Row 3, Seat 4 – and took it out of Great American Ball Park.
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Hosler, listed as 6-foot-8 inches tall in the police report, apparently broke the seat portion – the part where fans sit – of his chair and decided to take it home as a souvenir.

6-foot-8? That's an Aaron-Harang-sized-dude walking around with a chair in his shorts. If that ain't news, nothing is.

Hey, look! It's the top of the fourth and the Reds are up 0-5. The offense is supporting Bronson Arroyo (who's also supporting himself with a solo shot) and the Giants just keep failing to steal off David Ross. There's a real danger of the Reds winning a series.

Dude, when was the last time that happened? I'm going to have to go look it up.

Either way, lovely summer evening.