1. Once, just once, I’d like to see Jeff Piecoro say something in a post-game interview worthy of getting him punched in the face.
2. How the hell is Kyle Lohse a ten-game winner? Are Tony LaRussa and Dave Duncan warlocks?
3. Why isn’t there yet a Pete Rose reality show? People would totally watch, the content would be totally compelling, and he’d totally jump at the chance to do it. My initial idea for a title, “La Vie En Rose” seems a tad uppity given the subject matter. Perhaps something like, “The Thorny Life of Pete Rose”?