From CentreDaily.com, the first place that popped on Google with the story, though I’m sure it’s all over the place by now:
CINCINNATI — The NL Central-leading Cincinnati Reds got Jim Edmonds from the Milwaukee Brewers for Chris Dickerson on Monday, strengthening their outfield for a playoff run.
Let’s go to the quick hits:
- That’s right folks! Now that the Reds are finally fielding an outfielder over the age of FORTY, they are playoff ready.
- Having run out of currently good ex-Cardinals to sign, Walt Jocketty turns to those who were awesome in the 90s in his effort to Cardinal-ify the Cincinnati clubhouse. Next up: Mark McGwire.
- This just in: George Grande to come out of retirement.
- I just threw up in my mouth a little.