Dammit, Jerry, you can't start planning who's going to pitch in the tenth inning until you get through the ninth. Extra innings don't matter a lick if you don't last through regulation.

That's right: the winner of this game will be awarded a…nevermind. Cards wouldn't have any use for them anyway.

They've actually got me doing work today, but I'll be in to say snarky things in between edits.

Go Reds!