Daily Archives: May 26, 2009

May 26, 2009

He’ll always be a 8.5 in my book

If you go to Anaface.com, you can subject yourself to a computerized beauty analysis and finally know, once and for all, where you rank on a scale from 1-10.

Joey Votto, FWIW, only comes in at a 6.75. I guess impersonal machines just can’t understand the glow of awesomeness (tonight’s performance notwithstanding).

You know what they say about long ears...