February 11, 2007

Reds, Arroyo Agree on Extensions

Frosting on the cake, or rather, frosting on the hair.

In addition to giving Bronson Arroyo a two-year contract extension last week, the team is also in negotiations to allow the pitcher to wear hair extensions. “We'd also like to get Cornroyo some nice new highlights,” said Reds' general manager Wayne Krisky. Talks for a perm died at the table.

1 comment to “Reds, Arroyo Agree on Extensions”

  1. BubbaFan says:

    LOL! 😀

    Steroids and corked bats I can handle. But I’ll be so disillusioned if I find out that’s not Arroyo’s real hair. Enough’s enough, already!