May 29, 2006

Ten Reasons the Cubs Will Lose to the Reds

By
Amanda
Posted at 11:27 am

10. They're on a roll.

9. The Reds have recently rediscovered the magic of the Latin Love Machine.

8. Surely the Reds' offense will show up to protect the Lizard from Kerry Wood. I mean, that match up isn't even fair.

7. The wind is blowing out, and even Freel's hitting homers these days.

6. Chris Hammond's ERA is down to 5.51 and soon to drop to the fours.

5. Ryan Dempster's ERA is up to 3.97 and soon to rise beyond the fours.

4. Dusty Baker.

3. Jim Hendry.

2. Andrew B. MacPhail.

1. Tony Womack.

Posted in Talking Smack.
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4 comments to “Ten Reasons the Cubs Will Lose to the Reds”

  1. joeberk says:
    May 29, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    0) They’re the Cubs. They can’t beat anyone.

  2. Geki says:
    May 29, 2006 at 1:41 pm

    …Is Edwin hurt or something? Jerry’s got him sitting on the bench for the second time in three games for Rich freaking Aurilia.

  3. Skeeter says:
    May 29, 2006 at 3:22 pm

    I think EdE is fine – the rumor is that Aurilia’s got some sort of dirt on Narron. Probably photographs.

  4. KC2HMZ says:
    May 30, 2006 at 7:18 am

    One more reason the Cubs will lose to the Reds: They lose to everybody else, why should it be any different just becauuse theyre playing the Reds?