May 31, 2006

Ten Last Reasons the Cubs Will Lose to the Reds

10. Brian “Love” Shackelford is gone. Man, that guy was holding us back!

9. Esteban Yan is in the picture. Finally, the veteran reliever that will spark the offense.

8. They're due?

Meh…nevermind. I got 30% of the job done. That's about what the Reds have been doing.

4 comments to “Ten Last Reasons the Cubs Will Lose to the Reds”

  1. Skeeter says:

    It must’ve been Shack! Good call, RHM! 😉

  2. Oh, dear. I’m so sorry to hear that Yan is on the Reds. That’s the kind of thing I wouldn’t wish even upon the Cubs.

    Though, they did pick up Womack after the Reds released him and that made me laugh.

  3. Red Hot Mama says:

    Don’t deny it, BS. We know that deep down, you wanted Womack back.