Finally, the results are in. I folded Post-It Notes so they wouldn't stick together, wrote the numbers 1-18 on them, shook them up in a paper cup from the break room, and drew three lucky contestants. They are:
Congratulations to all of our winners!
And many thanks to everyone who contributed. Don't be a stranger: I'd love for you to post a Reds-related haiku every time you come by. Or even something in non-haiku form, if you can imagine.