I guess we'll have to stop talking about him now, because John Fay has joined the party.
John Fay has been the Reds beat writer for the Enquirer since 2001. Prior to that, he served in the variety of roles for the Enquirer: backup Reds writer, UC beat writer, backup Bengals writer and as a general assignment reporter. He is a Cincinnati native and a graduate Elder High School and the University of Dayton.
Check it out; you'll probably like it. I saw several paragraphs with more than one sentence, so I approve already.