June 5, 2006

The "Get a Brain Morans" Guy Opens a Restaurant

Brian Morans has a bar. ST. LOUIS, MO -- St. Louis resident Brian Morans recognized his favorite team today by opening a bar in honor of the Cardinals.

Morans, now notorious after he was caught on film with a sign bearing his own name misspelled, has parlayed his notoriety into a money-making eating establishment.

“I thought if a guy like Albert Pujols could do it, it can't be that hard,” said Morans.

Moran's Bar and Grill will feature some special Cardinals-themed dishes for the series against Cincinnati. “Timo's Toasted Ravioli of Unrealized Expectations” and “Jeff Suppan's Beer to Cry Into” are likely to be crowd favorites.

When asked why the entree names were so pessimistic, Morans shrugged. “Even I can see where this series is headed.”

167 comments to “The "Get a Brain Morans" Guy Opens a Restaurant”

  1. Yeah, we’ve known Izzy has this problem for a couple years now. Thing is, his contract goes through 2008. No one likes him. Even the broadcasters are talking about Wainwright for closer.

  2. Red Hot Mama says:

    I think it’s gotta be Coffey. Is there anyone else left?

    Lord, don’t let Narron put in Weathers with a 1-run lead!

  3. Skeeter says:

    You’re not kidding… I think I’ve made my feelings on the matter well known. At least he isn’t using McCrappen in pressure situations… I’m pretty sure he’s 0 for his last 5 pinch hit ABs

  4. Red Hot Mama says:

    2008?? Your general manager should be committed.

  5. Skeeter says:

    I was thinking Coffey too, but isn’t this the fourth day in a row he’s pitched!?

  6. He was good when he signed the contract.

  7. Red Hot Mama says:

    Felipe didn’t throw it into the stands!

  8. Skeeter says:

    Ok, two outs. Home run power is at bat. This can’t happen a fourth time, can it?

  9. Skeeter says:

    ::knock on wood::

  10. Red Hot Mama says:

    J-Rod’s OK. But he’s no W-Rod like the Astros got.

  11. Oh well. The best bullpen in the league had a bad night. It happens.

  12. Red Hot Mama says:

    C’mon, White did OK. 😀

  13. Red Hot Mama says:

    That was way fun. I haven’t cared that much about the outcome of a Reds game in weeks. Thanks for visiting Ms. Scratcher.

  14. Red Hot Mama says:

    Ooh, I’ve got to get to bed. Thanks everyone who came by to chat, please drop by again tomorrow, and bring your friends. I’ll try to exorcise the demons from my laptop so I don’t go silent for two innings.

  15. Skeeter says:

    Thanks for the fun time, guys. Enjoy tomorrow, I’ll be at work all day. 🙁 Have some fun!