June 7, 2006

Change of Pwnership

The Cincinnati Reds got new owners this year in Bob Castellini and company, and we all know what a big impact it's had on the team.

There's another change of ownership going on right now that won't get its own press conference, but is also making a huge impact on the Reds. I'm speaking of course, of the pwnership of the Cardinals. After years of being pwned by the Cardinals, the Reds are finally turning the tables and providing a little pwnage of their own.

Tonight, our boys show off the power of tradition by sweeping the series and giving the Cards some company in first place.

Go Reds!

140 comments to “Change of Pwnership”

  1. Red Hot Mama says:

    There must be a waiting period.

  2. Red Hot Mama says:

    Hey, what’s the opposite of WaxLeft?

  3. Skeeter says:

    …is this a riddle? 🙂

  4. Skeeter says:

    Holy crap. LaRue got a hit, which brings up LLM, which means that Weathers will be pitching next.
    I’m not sure how I feel about this turn of events.

  5. Skeeter says:

    Um… no clue. ::shrug::

  6. Skeeter says:

    Although, I am impressed because this was an eraly PH situation, and McCracken is nowhere to be seen. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Red Hot Mama says:

    It would have been funnier if “WaxLeft” meant anything

  8. Skeeter says:

    Oh… wow.
    Oh… man.
    I… wow.

  9. Sorry, my computer crashed.

    I have no idea.

  10. Skeeter says:

    🙂 I should’ve just guessed.

  11. Red Hot Mama says:

    Oh no. Now I’ve exposed myself as a an uberdork.

    Now everyone will know my secret.

  12. Coffey is for closers.

  13. Red Hot Mama says:

    George says that there’s rythmic chanting going on around the ballpark. I’m not sure witchcraft is allowed in the stands.

  14. Skeeter says:

    Hey, lady, we already knew that “secret.”

    Nothing wrong with it, though. 😉

  15. Skeeter says:

    It’s allowed under the Arch, apparently. You’ve seen daedalus’ ode to the Reds & Macbeth, haven’t you?

  16. I heart Wainwright.

  17. Red Hot Mama says:

    Here’s the link:

  18. JIMMY!!! Broken intestines and all!

  19. Skeeter says:

    Someone just left a comment on her blog that she’s racist, class-less, and acts like an eight-year-old. I felt the need to defend.

  20. Red Hot Mama says:

    It’s tough to always create content that is funny to your regular readers but also makes sense to brand new people. Out of context of voodoo Albert, that photo does look sort of like black face.

    I tell you, though, we just shouldn’t be messing around with voodoo. It never comes to any good.

  21. Ouch. Well, that voodoo Albert isn’t terribly nice.

  22. Red Hot Mama says:

    So, unless the Reds can tack on seven more, we’ll be seeing Coffey in the bottom of the inning, right?

  23. Red Hot Mama says:

    The Reds should sell souvenir batting helmets with curly blond wigs in them so we can all look more like Dunner.

  24. Skeeter says:

    I agree that it isn’t the nicest thing on the planet, but it has been around for a few weeks now, and she’s even said that she would never wish injury on a player… I think she was merely looking for some 0-5 nights at the plate.
    …Yes on Coffey.

  25. Skeeter says:

    We’d need weird-ass press-on facial hair, too.

  26. Skeeter says:

    (To look more like Dunner.)

  27. Yeah, as a Cardinals fan, that site isn’t so hot. If the tables were turned….

  28. Red Hot Mama says:

    Oh!! The Cards should sell Spiezio soul patches! That would be the awesomest souvenir ever!!

  29. Everyone in St. Louis makes fun of him for that.

  30. Skeeter says:

    I want partial credit on the patent.

  31. Red Hot Mama says:

    You and me, Skeeter. We’ll make a million dollars!

  32. Skeeter says:

    OoOoOo… Season tickets, here I come!

    Go Java!!

  33. Red Hot Mama says:

    All right, fellas! Nicely done.

  34. Oh well. Enjoy your share of first place. Would a voodoo Jr. be piling on? 😉

  35. Red Hot Mama says:

    You could try, but I might point out that Junior didn’t play today.

    Thanks for the conversation, ladies. It was fun to deprive myself of sleep with you.

  36. Skeeter says:

    Goodnight all!

  37. Yeah, but he killed us the other night….