March 7, 2007

The Unstoppable Redlegs vs. Pure Evil 3/7

Courtesy of The Consigliere:

The Unstoppable Redlegs
Ryan Freel CF
Chris Denorfia LF
Edwin Encarnación 3B
Jeff Conine 1B
Brandon Phillips 2B
Josh Hamilton DH
Javier Valentín C
Juan Castro SS
Norris Hopper RF
Bobby Livingston P

Pure Evil
Melky Cabrera CF
Derek Jeter SS
Jason Giambi DH
Alex Rodriguez 3B
Hideki Matsui LF
Jorge Posada C
Robinson Cano 2B
Doug Mientkiewicz 1B
Kevin Thompson RF
Andy Pettitte P

144 comments to “The Unstoppable Redlegs vs. Pure Evil 3/7”

  1. KC2HMZ says:

    Narron to Conine: “Hey, Nine, grab a bat and kill this rally.”

    Conine to Narron: “Sure thing, Skip!”

  2. Red Hot Mama says:

    (Obviously so far, so good for Pettitte, too, but, to be fair, he *is* pitching against Conine.)

  3. KC2HMZ says:

    Livingston seems to be giving up a lot of hits, but they haven’t hurt him yet. Thanks in no small part to Pay-Rod running that stop sign.

  4. KC2HMZ says:

    LOL yes RHM, it was Conine after all.
    🙁

  5. Red Hot Mama says:

    Sure ’nuff.

    Gotta love the ol’ Out-Of-The-Basepath DP

  6. BubbaFan says:

    Kevin Thompson hits one to LF, drops in in front of Hammer. Base hit.

    KT has great speed, but not enough to avoid the tag. Melky gets a GIDP.

    Thompson griped about other players being called up instead of him, which of course means he’s now way at the back of the depth chart….

    Base hit for Jeter, a missile that gets past Conine…

  7. BubbaFan says:

    Livingston hits Giambi on the back.

  8. KC2HMZ says:

    Mariano Rivera? Wow, they ARE putting in all the big guns!

  9. BubbaFan says:

    Yeah, Beam warmed up but Mo came in.

    Mo needs to throw regularly, or he loses his edge.

  10. BubbaFan says:

    Mo strikes out Hamilton looking.

    Al Leiter thinks it was a new pitch for Mo – a splitter.

  11. Red Hot Mama says:

    It’s not a small back…

  12. BubbaFan says:

    And A-Rod makes fielding a grounder look a lot harder than it should be. If it was anyone but the catcher running, he might have himself another error.

    Gawd, I hope he doesn’t get the yips again. I’m not a particular fan of A-Rod, but it’s just painful to watch him already.

  13. KC2HMZ says:

    Here’s another guy who could end up as the closer, Brad Salmon

  14. BubbaFan says:

    Full count, Matsui hits one hard…right at Phillips.

    Posada hits one to left-center.

    Cano GIDP to end the inning.

  15. KC2HMZ says:

    Yes! A twin killing and another scoreless inning for Pure Evil.

  16. BubbaFan says:

    Robby Cano was an all-star last year, and deservedly so. But he’s lousy at situational hitting. He hits much better with bases empty than with runners on.

    He’s only 23, though, so he’ll improve.

  17. Red Hot Mama says:

    Woo! A double for Castro.

  18. Red Hot Mama says:

    Cano sounds like Dunn. 😀

  19. Red Hot Mama says:

    C’mon guys, don’t strand our no-bat utility infielder. He doesn’t get doubles just every day!

  20. KC2HMZ says:

    Did Sterling just say castro is hurt?

  21. BubbaFan says:

    Cano is a contact hitter, not a power hitter like Dunn. High BA, not much power…yet. He reminds me a little of Sori, only with more plate discipline and better defense. He used to swing at everything, but he’s getting a bit more patient.

  22. KC2HMZ says:

    No, he said “Castro at third.” Phew! Where’s the emoticon for “relieved”?
    :confused:

  23. KC2HMZ says:

    Dickerson spells Freel in center and Rule 5 guy #2 (Burton) takes the hill

  24. Red Hot Mama says:

    I didn’t hear anything about Castro being hurt, but I *am* feverish.

    I dunno, BF, inability to hit with RISP, patience at the plate…Cano could be on his way to subpar defense. 😛

  25. Red Hot Mama says:

    I saw mention of Burton in one of the papers recently, but I don’t remember the Reds picking him up. Was I just sleeping ( :doze: ) or was it a pretty quiet deal?

  26. Red Hot Mama says:

    Dang, the Yankees are taking their lumps today.

  27. BubbaFan says:

    Castro got to 3B on a wild pitch. He’s not hurt.

    The knock on Cano was his defense was subpar, but aside from a slight tendency to be lazy last season (which he worked hard to fix), he’s been great. Much better than Soriano ever was.

  28. KC2HMZ says:

    They got him in the Rule 5 draft, RHM. It kind of got overlooked because of all the hubbub concerning Hamilton.

  29. BubbaFan says:

    I must say, I wasn’t expecting a pitchers’ duel tonight.

  30. BubbaFan says:

    Rasner is a guy a I hope succeeds. He had a blistering high-90s fastball. But he suffered a seriously arm injury, and never got his speed back. His fastball tops out at 88 or 89 mph now. So the Nats dumped him. The Yanks picked him up off their trash heap. And he’s been pretty good, though he has to do it with location now, instead of heat.

  31. KC2HMZ says:

    Not with Pure Evil running their regulars out there against the Reds’ “B” team, no. I didn’t either, BF.

  32. KC2HMZ says:

    The Consigliere gave us a plug on his blog, but he spelled it wrong:

    # Top 2: Jeff Conine took a day to realize he was supposed to be Unstoppable. Singles to right. Brandon Phillips. Unstoppable. Single to left. Brings up Wonderboy. Roy Hobbs. Alive. Wearing 33 in red. Walks. The Latin Love Machine (not my nickname, just couldn’t improve upon Red Hot Momma’s) Ks. Juan Castro to make Pettitte pay. And by ‘make Pettitte pay’ I meant 6-4-3, of course. 0-0. Babe Ruth. Still dead.

  33. KC2HMZ says:

    The misspelling is a link, too

  34. BubbaFan says:

    And A-Rod hits one through the gap. They put a pinch-runner in for him, since he screwed up so bad last time.

  35. KC2HMZ says:

    Well, you got your wish on Rasner, BF, he put up three goose-eggs.

  36. BubbaFan says:

    7th inning stretch. Still no score. They need to put Bubba in. They’ve won every game he’s played in. 😉

  37. KC2HMZ says:

    The Lizard on the mound, Jorgenson catching, Janish at short.

  38. BubbaFan says:

    And it’s The Lizard. Cano up…

  39. KC2HMZ says:

    Bellhorn at second, Votto at first.

  40. KC2HMZ says:

    Denorfia’s out of there too, Sterling and Waldman don’t know who’s in left field. Scoreless after seven.

  41. BubbaFan says:

    Kevin Thompson probably has more raw speed than Bubba, but he wasn’t as good on the basepaths or in the outfield. Just didn’t have the instincts Bubba has.

    The fact that Thompson is only, like, 5 feet tall doesn’t help…

  42. Red Hot Mama says:

    I’m back and my kid’s scarlet feverish little booty is in bed. What’d I miss? Still scoreless, I see.

  43. BubbaFan says:

    Bubba’s on deck!

  44. KC2HMZ says:

    Massive substitutions have taken place, but still no score

  45. KC2HMZ says:

    Dickerson K, Crosby will hit for Heartthrob

  46. BubbaFan says:

    Aw. The Yankees fans remember Bubba.

  47. Red Hot Mama says:

    How nice to get a shout-out from C Trent. I’m feeling the love. If I had a Google or Blogger account, I’d tell him thanks over there. 🙂

    Go Bubba!

  48. KC2HMZ says:

    YES! Home run by Votto!

  49. BubbaFan says:

    Votto swings on the first pitch. 1-0 Reds.