October 18, 2006

Another Reason Not to Have Sex with Scott Spiezio

Scott Spiezio: ClassyAs if the strawberry Kool-Aid dye job that on that nasty little wad of fuzz on his face wasn't enough to scare any would-be one-night companion away, Scott Spiezio also sports this tattoo of his woman on his arm. According to bumpshack.com, the lady is his girlfriend or perhaps wife, Jennifer Pankratz.

Bumpshack suggests that the tat saves him the effort of buying girly magazines, but since its on his own arm, I'm not sure how he's going to much enjoy it without an elaborate mirror setup. Good thing he got it on his left arm.

If I were Ms. Pankratz, though, I wouldn't be too pleased to see that the tattoo rendition of myself featured The Ladies draggling down halfway to my knees like that. No, indeed, if I were Ms. Pankratz, I would have spent too much good money to keep them skyward-oriented to be happy about that at all.

Go Mets!

5 comments to “Another Reason Not to Have Sex with Scott Spiezio”

  1. Daedalus says:

    just another reason to hate the cardinals!

  2. Red Hot Mama says:

    As if we needed another one.

  3. KC2HMZ says:

    Since I’m male, I already have the only reason I need not to have sex with Scott Spiezio, but try to imagine what that tatoo is going to look like when he’s about 75 years old.

    Incidentally, although he throws righthanded, Spiezio is a switch-hitter. So it may not matter which arm it’s on, RHM. 🙂


  4. Red Hot Mama says:

    Imagine what happens if he goes on a workout kick. The more he pumps up, the rounder she gets.

    As for switch-hitting, HMZ, I feel like I ought to be making some sort of crack about “hard facts staff” about now.

  5. KC2HMZ says:


    “I was talking about the way he holds his bat,” HMZ replied innocently.

    I was hoping somebody would take the bait when I used the term “switch hitter” instead of a phrase like “bats both lefty and righty” or something. Glad to see your mind is still firmly entrenched in the gutter. For awhile here I was afraid that being a parent now and all, you were going to go all Donna Reed on us. 🙂